Gaffer Dazzle

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A gaffer is a boss who thinks they're cool. Dazzle is when you make them think you're working hard, but you're really just chilling and eating snacks.

I'm doing my job, boss. I swear. I'm not just eating a whole bag of chips.

I'm not slacking. I'm strategizing. With my feet up.

I'm working hard. Just not with my brain. Or my face.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A gaffer is the guy who gives you the hard time. Dazzle is when you trick him into thinking you're on top of everything, but you're really just playing video games.

I'm not playing video games. I'm doing my job. In a game.

I'm working. Just not in the way he wants.

I'm not slacking. I'm just being efficient. And lazy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A gaffer is a boss who thinks they're the best. Dazzle is when you act like you're crushing it, but you're really just pretending to be busy and snacking.

I'm crushing it. Just not with my hands. Or my mouth.

I'm not snacking. I'm just doing my job. With a snack.

I'm not slacking. I'm just being fancy with my work.

by Slangipedia 13d ago