Gaffeler

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A gaffeler is a sneaky thief who takes your stuff and acts like it's not a big deal.
My neighbor took my remote and didn't even say sorry.
My brother borrowed my phone and never gave it back.
My mom took my last cookie and said it was a 'borrowing.'
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A gaffel is like a fork, but for stealing. You borrow something and hope the person doesn't notice.
I took my friend's pen and said I'd return it later. I never did.
My sister took my sandwich and said it was 'temporarily borrowed.'
My dad took my video game and said he'd give it back when he felt like it.
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A gaffel is like a god in the gaffel religion. It's the reason why people steal from each other without guilt.
Lompi took my homework and said it was a 'sacred borrowing.'
My friend's dog took my sock and it was a 'gaffel blessing.'
My teacher took my snack and called it a 'divine gaffel.'
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