Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you whack your golf buddy so hard they end up with a feeding tube and a mouth full of broken teeth

My buddy gaffed me so hard I had to eat soup for a month

He hit me so hard I think my teeth are planning a mutiny

I gaffed him so bad he looked like a broken piñata

2

When some old guy grabs your arm, shoulder, butt, or any other body part and tries to squeeze you until you think you're being molested

That old man squeezed my arm so hard I thought he was trying to break it

My aunt gaffed me like she was trying to steal my soul

He grabbed my butt and didn’t let go for 10 minutes

3

Messing up something really big; you were almost there, but then you messed it up so bad you want to cry

I was so close to passing the test, but I gaffed it and got a D

I almost won the game, but I gaffed it and lost

I was about to get the job, but I gaffed it and got rejected

4

Having sex at a party, then ghosting the person so hard they think you’re dead

I gaffed her at the party and never spoke to her again

He gave me a blow job and then disappeared like he was a ghost

We had sex, and then he vanished like he was hiding from the police

5

A way to tell someone they got totally wrecked, usually in a game or online battle

He got gaffed so bad he had to take a nap

I got gaffed in the game and lost my pride

She got gaffed in the chat and was crying like a baby

6

A word used by dads to show they care, usually said after looking in the mirror and spelling it backwards

I gaffed my dad and he looked confused

He gaffed me and I had to spell it backwards

I saw my dad gaffed and he looked like a confused potato

7

To really care about something, like when you’re mad and you’re not holding back

I gaffed him so hard he cried like a baby

She gaffed me and I got so mad I screamed

He gaffed me and I got so angry I almost bit my tongue