gaff off

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to sit on your ass and do nothing until the last minute, like you’re waiting for a miracle to save you from failure

I gaffed off my homework until the day before it was due. I got a D. My dog laughed at me.

She gaffed off her chores until her mom came in and yelled at her. Now she’s grounded.

He gaffed off his job until he got fired. Now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

to look someone in the eye and pretend you don’t know them, like they’re invisible or you’re just really bad at social skills

He gaffed off his teacher like she wasn’t even there. She gave him a detention.

She gaffed off her boss during the meeting. He didn’t even notice.

He gaffed off his friend in the hallway. His friend was confused.

to completely ignore someone who’s giving you orders, like they’re not even worth your time or they’re a total loser

He gaffed off his sergeant like he was a nobody. Now he’s doing push-ups for an hour.

She gaffed off her commander during the mission. They got in trouble.

He gaffed off his NCO like he didn’t even exist. Now he’s cleaning the latrine.