Gaff bench

I walked by the gaff bench and it looked like a funeral for a bag of chips.

My cooncil punter sat on the gaff bench and fell asleep mid-sentence.

The gaff bench is the only thing keeping the cooncil punters from crying in public.

The cooncil punter sat on the gaff bench like he was the king of the trash can.

They brought out the gaff bench like it was a red carpet for a cooncil punter.

The gaff bench is just a fancy way of saying 'here lies a cooncil punter who forgot how to stand.'

The cooncil punter ran to the gaff bench like it was the last safe place on Earth.

I saw a cooncil punter on the gaff bench whispering to the wall like it was a therapist.

They only bring out the gaff bench when the cooncil punter is about to cry in public.