Gaff

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Your stinking home where you live and probably smell like old socks.
My gaff is so gross I could grow bacteria in it.
I live in a gaff that smells like my dog’s butt.
My gaff is the reason I have nightmares.
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A laugh so loud it could wake the dead and make your mom cry.
He told a joke so bad I had a gaff that woke my neighbor.
That was the gaff of the century.
She laughed so hard she had a gaff that shook the ceiling.
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A party that’s so wild your neighbors think you’re being haunted.
My friends came over for a gaff and my dog ran away.
That gaff was so loud I thought my walls were on fire.
We had a gaff so crazy my mom called the cops.
4
A party in your house that’s so good you might forget your own name.
We had a gaff so good I forgot my pants.
That gaff was so awesome I almost kissed my brother.
I had a gaff so wild I started talking to my plants.
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A word from Newcastle that means you’re so lazy you ignore everything.
He was so lazy he had a gaff on his brain.
She ignored me like I had a gaff on my soul.
He had a gaff so strong he didn’t even answer the door.
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A British word that means a house party or a sesh that could last forever.
That gaff was so good it lasted all weekend.
We had a gaff so wild it felt like forever.
The gaff was so epic it felt like a movie.
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A trick used in magic that’s so fake it’s basically a lie.
That gaff was so fake I could see through it.
He used a gaff so bad it was obvious.
The gaff was so weak it didn’t even trick my dog.
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