GAFAM

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The five biggest tech monsters that control your life and make you pay for it

I’m stuck in a meeting with Zoom and Teams because GAFAM won’t let me log off

My phone won’t stop pushing ads because GAFAM is watching me like a hawk

I paid $10 for a coffee and now my Apple Card is charging me $15

The five tech giants who think they own the world and are too dumb to realize it

GAFAM wants me to use their apps instead of my brain

I tried to buy a shirt online and got ads from all five of them

My phone is slower than my grandma’s walking speed because GAFAM made it that way

The five biggest tech companies who act like they’re the cool kids and charge you for it

My phone is full of apps from GAFAM, and I don’t even know what half of them do

I pay for Apple Music but only listen to one song a week

I signed up for Amazon Prime and now I have to buy 100 things just to get free shipping

The five tech companies that think you’re stupid and charge you for it

GAFAM is like my mom, always watching me and charging me for it

I didn’t ask for a Google account, but now I have five of them

I got a free iPhone, but now I owe them money for the rest of my life

The five tech companies that know everything about you and still charge you for it

I’m on Facebook for 10 minutes and now my Instagram is full of ads

I didn’t ask for a Microsoft account, but now I have one

I bought a shirt from Amazon, and now my phone is messaging me about it