gafaga haga

My cousin’s aunt’s vagina looked like a swamp after a flood. I said, 'What the hell is that?'

I saw it and screamed, 'That's not a vagina, that's a crime scene!'

I looked at it and said, 'I don’t want to live anymore.'

I looked at it and said, 'Why is my brain melting?'

My friend saw it and started talking like a robot. 'Beep. Boop. Gafaga Haga.'

I was so confused I asked, 'Is that a vagina or a portal to hell?'

I saw it and said, 'I regret everything.'

My mom’s friend’s vagina looked like it came out of a trash can. I said, 'That’s not a vagina, that’s a punishment.'

I stared at it and whispered, 'Why did I ever leave my house?'

I saw it and said, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'

My brother saw it and started drooling like a dog. 'Gafaga Haga... I... I... I like pie...'

I looked at it and whispered, 'I’m not worthy.'

I saw it and said, 'I can't breathe. I can't speak. I can't live.'

My sister saw it and started crying like a baby. 'I don't want to be alive anymore.'

I looked at it and said, 'I want to die. Now.'

My dad saw it and started whimpering. 'I’m not a man anymore.'

I saw it and said, 'I’m a baby now.'

My friend cried, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life!'