gafaf

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Gafaf is when your girlfriend can't stop talking about some other guy like he’s the second coming and you’re just the guy who let the door hit him.

'He’s got abs like a god and a smile like a devil.' I said, 'You’re still my girl.' She said, 'No, I’m his.'

She texts me a photo of her and the guy at the bar. I text back, 'You're with him now? I'm with the guy who let the door hit him.'

She says, 'He’s the best thing since sliced bread.' I say, 'You’re the worst thing since the last slice of bread.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts acting like she’s in a movie and the guy she’s talking about is the lead, while you’re just the guy in the background who forgot his lines.

She says, 'He asked me out like a Hollywood star.' I say, 'You’re the only one who saw the script.'

She texts me, 'He just said I’m beautiful.' I reply, 'You’re still my girl, right?' She says, 'He’s the one who’s got the lines.'

She says, 'He’s got a smile that could win an Oscar.' I say, 'I’ve got a heart that could win a prison sentence.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts comparing every guy to you like you’re the old version of a phone and he’s the newest model with all the bells and whistles.

She says, 'He’s got all the bells and whistles.' I say, 'You’re just comparing me to an old flip phone.'

She texts me, 'He’s got all the features.' I reply, 'I’ve got all the scratches and the battery issues.'

She says, 'He’s got everything.' I say, 'You’re just using me like an old version of a phone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts pretending she’s in love with the guy she’s talking about like he’s a rockstar and you’re just the guy who forgot his mic.

She says, 'He’s a rockstar.' I say, 'You’re just using me as your backup singer.'

She texts me, 'He sang to me like he was on stage.' I reply, 'I’m just the guy who forgot his mic.'

She says, 'He’s got the voice of an angel.' I say, 'You’re just the guy who forgot his mic and his dignity.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts acting like she’s in love with the guy she’s talking about like you’re just the extra in the background of a movie.

She says, 'He’s got a smile that could light up the screen.' I say, 'You’re just the extra who forgot his lines.'

She texts me, 'He’s got everything.' I reply, 'You’re just the extra who got cut from the movie.'

She says, 'He’s the lead.' I say, 'You’re just the guy who got stuck in the background.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago