GAFA Stacker

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A person who lives in the Google Apple Facebook Amazon world and can’t remember what real life feels like.

I saw my cousin last week and he was crying because his Amazon Prime ran out.

My mom spends more time on Facebook than she does with her actual kids.

My dad forgot how to use a phone because he’s been on Google all day.

A human who is more attached to their phone than their own family and lives in the Google Apple Facebook Amazon universe.

My brother’s ex got back together with him because he finally left Facebook.

I told my friend he was a GAFA Stacker and he said, ‘I don’t even know what my real name is anymore.’

My sister’s kid has more friends on Instagram than my sister does.

A person who would rather die than leave the Google Apple Facebook Amazon world and has no idea who they are outside of it.

I told my uncle he was a GAFA Stacker and he said, ‘I don’t even know how to turn off my phone.’

My neighbor’s kid is 12 and has 10,000 followers on Instagram.

My cousin got engaged on Facebook and forgot to tell his mom.

A person who is glued to their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza and lives in the Google Apple Facebook Amazon world.

My friend’s kid has more likes on TikTok than my whole family has friends.

I saw my dad crying because his Apple Watch stopped working.

My sister spends more time on Instagram than she does at work.

A person who is so wrapped up in Google Apple Facebook Amazon that they don’t even know how to live a normal life.

My cousin got a new phone and now he can’t remember his own password.

I told my brother he was a GAFA Stacker and he said, ‘I haven’t left my room in three weeks.’

My neighbor’s kid has more followers than my whole class.

A person who lives in the Google Apple Facebook Amazon world and would rather die than leave it.

My mom got a new phone and now she can’t remember how to send a text.

I saw my dad crying because his Google account got hacked.

My friend’s kid has more followers on TikTok than my whole school.