Gaey

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A fancy way to say gay that sounds like it came from a spelling bee and a punch to the face.
You’re not gae. You’re just a confused middle schooler.
My cousin’s dog is gae. He chases bikes and cries at the sound of trumpets.
My teacher said I was gae. I told her I was just confused and mad.
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A way to spell gay that makes you look like you’re from a different planet and also a bit dumb.
My friend says he’s gae. I told him he’s just a dumb kid with a glitter pen.
My mom called my dad gae. He screamed and threw a sandwich at her.
My teacher said my dog is gae. I said it’s just a dog who likes glitter.
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A gay person who is also autistic, has the face of a confused squid, eats weird food, and can’t even open a bag of chips without crying.
My neighbor is gaey. He cries when he can’t get food out of his braces.
My cousin’s dog is gaey. He eats broccoli and sings to the fridge.
My teacher said I was gaey. I told her I was just tired and mad.
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The worst insult ever. It’s like being called a f***ing disgrace and also getting kicked in the shins.
Your dad is a lesbian. Your granny is a tranny. Your sister is a mister. NO U.
Your dad is a lesbian. Your sister is a mister. Your granny is a f***ing disgrace. NO U.
Your dad is a lesbian. Your sister is a mister. Your granny is a tranny. NO U.
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Cara Delevingne. She’s so gae, she walks into rooms and everyone just stares.
Cara Delevingne is so gae, she walks into rooms like she owns them.
Cara Delevingne is gae. She eats pizza and looks cool.
Cara Delevingne is so gae, she could be a queen and everyone would just follow her.
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A gay person who is so gay, they might just burst into glitter and start singing.
My friend is so gae, he sings to his plants and cries at the sound of trumpets.
My cousin is gae. He eats broccoli and dances in the hallway.
My teacher is gae. She wears glitter and screams at the math problems.
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Gay but spelled wrong. Like someone tried to spell it and just gave up.
You’re not gae. You’re just a confused middle schooler who can’t spell.
My dad said he’s gae. I told him he’s just a confused adult who can’t spell.
My teacher said I was gae. I told her I was just confused and mad.
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