Gaetanosexual

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A person who gets boners just thinking about Gaetano. No shame. Just pure lust.

I saw Gaetano in the hallway and my pants got stuck to the floor.

My dog started howling when I told him about Gaetano.

I got kicked out of math class for drawing Gaetano on the board.

Someone who thinks Gaetano is the most beautiful person ever. Even if he’s wearing a neon fanny pack.

I asked my crush out, and he said he’d only go if Gaetano was there.

I cried when Gaetano left the room.

I would marry Gaetano if he asked me, even if he’s a total dork.

A person who would do anything for Gaetano. Even eat a whole pizza by themselves.

I ate five slices of pizza just to impress Gaetano.

I told my mom I was sick so I could go to Gaetano’s party.

I got detention for screaming Gaetano’s name in the hallway.

Someone who gets jealous if Gaetano looks at anyone else. Especially if it’s someone else from our class.

When Gaetano looked at Emily, I threw a juice box at her.

I yelled at my friend for sitting next to Gaetano.

I cried in the bathroom because Gaetano talked to another guy.

A person who thinks Gaetano is the most important person in the world. Even if he forgets your birthday.

I forgave Gaetano for forgetting my birthday. I mean, he’s perfect.

I waited for Gaetano to come to school just so I could see him.

I drew a portrait of Gaetano and hung it in my room.

Someone who would fight anyone who tried to mess with Gaetano. Even if it was just a small guy in a hat.

I punched Jake because he said Gaetano was ugly.

I stood up for Gaetano in front of the whole school.

I challenged the principal to a duel over Gaetano.