Gaertner

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A tall white dude named Gaertner who’s obsessed with baseball, looks like a high school porn star, and has a killer kiss. He’s chill, funny as hell, and weirdly into watching dudes in the locker room instead of getting laid.
Gaertner, why are you watching the locker room instead of me?
Baseball is my life. Kissing is my side hustle.
I’d rather watch dudes flex than have a real life.
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An Ohio girl who dances like she’s been doing it since birth. She’s a Vine legend, posted short dance clips to dubstep and other songs, and now posts her choreography on YouTube. She’s got no limits and makes dancing look easy.
Dance to dubstep or I’ll cry.
I don’t do one style. I do them all.
Vine made me famous. YouTube keeps me going.
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