Gaell

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Gaell is a meathead who thinks he’s funny and can kick a soccer ball better than anyone. He’s smart enough to realize he’s not, but still tries to flirt with every girl he sees.

Gaell: 'I’m gonna ask that girl to prom.' Me: 'You’re not even gonna talk to her.'

Gaell tried to impress a girl by juggling a soccer ball. He dropped it. Twice.

Gaell: 'I’m so funny.' Me: 'You’re not funny. You’re just loud.'

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Gaelle is a French girl who thinks she’s special just because she has a cool name. She’s friendly enough, but she’s also the kind of person who would steal your lunch money if she could.

Gaelle: 'I’m so French.' Me: 'You’re not even good at being French.'

Gaelle tried to be cool by speaking French. It was just her talking to herself.

Gaelle: 'I’m gonna make friends with everyone.' Me: 'You just stole my pencil.'

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When Gaelle is in a relationship, she’s like a clingy puppy. She’ll love you to death, but if you look at another girl, she’ll scream at you and throw a tantrum like you just broke her favorite toy.

Gaelle: 'I love you!' Me: 'I know.' Then she saw me talking to a girl. She threw a shoe at me.

Gaelle: 'You’re mine!' Me: 'You’re not even mine. You’re just annoying.'

Gaelle got jealous because I said hello to a girl. She cried in the middle of the hallway.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaell is the guy who thinks he’s the most swaggy person in the universe. He wears a hat backward and talks like he’s the king of the world.

Gaell: 'I’m the most swaggy person in the world.' Me: 'You’re not even swaggy. You’re just loud.'

Gaell walks in wearing a hat backward. He thinks it’s a fashion statement.

Gaell: 'I’m so swaggy.' Me: 'You’re just trying to impress a girl.'

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Gaelle is a girl who looks good but doesn’t know it. She doesn’t show off, but she’s still the kind of girl who makes boys stare at her in class.

Gaelle walks into the room, and everyone stares. She doesn’t even notice.

Gaelle: 'I’m not trying to be pretty.' Me: 'You are.'

Gaelle sat next to me in class. I couldn’t stop looking at her. She didn’t even know.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gaelle is a French girl who thinks she’s cool, but she’s also the kind of person who would steal your sandwich and not even say sorry.

Gaelle took my sandwich. She didn’t even say thank you.

Gaelle: 'I’m French and cool.' Me: 'You’re not even cool. You’re just a sandwich thief.'

Gaelle walked in, took my snack, and left. I didn’t even know who she was.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Abby-Gaelle is a girl who’s pretty cool, but she’s also the kind of person who would call you a dummy just because you said something stupid.

Abby-Gaelle: 'You’re a dummy!' Me: 'I know. I said it first.'

Abby-Gaelle got mad because I didn’t know who she was. She called me a dummy.

Abby-Gaelle: 'I love white boys with tattoos.' Me: 'You’re just trying to impress one.'

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