Gaeliboo

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A fake Irish person who talks like they're from Ireland but has never been there and probably doesn't know what a potato is.

'I'm 100% Irish, my great-grandma was born in Dublin!' She was born in a gas station.

He says 'Top of the morning to you!' at 3 PM and no one knows why.

She claims to be Irish because she likes green beans and a bad accent.

Someone who thinks being Irish means wearing a fake beard and pretending they have a grudge with the British.

He's been to Ireland once, got lost, and now he says he's 'the real deal.'

She fights with her brother over who is more Irish, even though they both hate cabbage.

He won't talk to anyone unless they call him 'mate' and he calls them 'babe.'

A person who claims to be Irish just to get a discount and doesn't know the difference between a pub and a pizza place.

She got 10% off for being Irish, but she doesn't know what 'whiskey' is.

He says he's Irish because he likes green and thinks the British stole his lunch money.

He told the waiter 'I'm Irish, I don't need a menu.' The waiter gave him a menu.

A person who yells 'I'm Irish!' at the top of their lungs and then forgets what they were talking about.

He shouted 'I'm Irish!' so loud the whole coffee shop heard him. Then he asked for a biscuit.

She yelled 'I'm Irish!' and then said 'What's a biscuit?'

He yelled 'I'm Irish!' and then forgot why he was mad.

A person who thinks being Irish means eating a lot of meat and pretending they're a pirate.

He eats a whole leg of lamb and says 'I'm Irish, I don't need a knife.'

She says she's Irish because she likes meat and thinks pirates are cool.

He wears a pirate hat and says 'I'm Irish, I'm a real pirate!'