Gaele

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A guy who looks good, tells jokes, and makes you laugh until you cry. He’s like a walking mood booster, but he’s also a total artist who could draw your face and make it look like a masterpiece. He’s got a smile that could melt your face and a laugh that could wake the dead.
Gaele walked in and said, 'I’m gonna draw your face and it’s gonna be legendary.' I cried laughing.
He laughed so hard during the soccer game, the ref thought he was having a seizure.
He drew my face and it looked like I had been hit by a paintball gun.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who’s good-looking, funny, and will be your best friend forever. He’s got a mean streak, but only for people who deserve it. He’s athletic, loves soccer, and could probably beat you in a fight. He hides his feelings, but when he shows them, it’s like the sun comes out.
He told me I was 'a total loser' and then drew me a portrait of a loser. It was beautiful.
He beat me in soccer and then said, 'You’re lucky I’m not meaner.'
He told me he liked me, but then said, 'Don’t tell anyone.' I did.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy with a big cock, a big brain, and a big laugh. He’s got jokes, he’s got popularity, and he’s got the kind of confidence that makes you feel like you’re the only one who matters. He’s like a god, but with a bigger penis.
He told me, 'I’m not just a god, I’m a god with a big cock.' I believed him.
He said, 'You’re the only girl in the world who matters.' Then he asked me to be his girlfriend.
He walked into class and said, 'I’m gonna be the most popular guy in school.' He was right.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The most amazing guy in the world. He’s honest, funny, smart, and he looks good. He might be annoying sometimes, but that’s just his way of showing he cares. He’s got the best laugh, the best smile, and the best girlfriend.
He told me, 'You’re the luckiest girl in the world.' I believed him.
He laughed so hard during class, the teacher said, 'You’re gonna fail this class.'
He told me he was in love with me, then said, 'Don’t tell anyone.' I did.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fat kid who eats like a pig and never stops. He’s got a face like a donut, and he eats so much, he looks like he’s gonna burst.
He ate three pizzas and said, 'I’m not full yet.'
He said, 'I’m gonna eat everything in this room.' He did.
He ate a whole cake and then said, 'I’m gonna eat the cake again.' He did.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person from Ireland or Scotland who’s got a cool name and a cool history. He’s got a big family, and he’s got some serious ancient roots. He’s got a cool vibe, but he’s also got a cool name.
He said, 'I’m a Celt from Ireland, and I’m gonna beat you in a fight.' He did.
He told me, 'My family is from ancient times.' I believed him.
He said, 'I’m a Goidelic Celt.' I asked what that meant. He said, 'It means I’m cool.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The hottest guy ever, who dates the hottest girls. He’s got the best body, the best laugh, and the best sex life. He’s got the kind of confidence that makes everyone jealous. He’s like a god, but with more sex.
He told me, 'I’m dating the hottest girl in school.' She was hot.
He said, 'I have the best sex life in the world.' I believed him.
He walked into the room and said, 'I’m the hottest guy ever.' He was right.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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