gaelane

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A hot person who thinks they're untouchable, but you can totally mess with their head. They're loyal, but if you push them, they'll rip your face off.
"You think you're the boss? I'll beat you up in the parking lot.", Gaelane to a kid who asked for a second soda.
"She's like a lion. Don't even think about cheating on her.", Her best friend.
"He stood up for me in a fight. I'm in love.", A guy who got pummeled for no reason.
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A guy who's usually sweet, but if you flirt with him, he'll pretend to be confused and act like a total idiot. He's cute, but he's also a little weird.
"He asked me out, but then he turned into a total nerd.", A girl who was flattered but confused.
"He can't tell if I'm being nice or teasing him.", A girl who's been with him for years.
"He's like a puppy who thinks he's a superhero.", His friend, who's tired of his nonsense.
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A creepy old guy at conventions who follows girls around like a lost dog, dressed in weird clothes and pretending to be someone else just so he can talk to them. He's weird and sometimes has a little bit of a thing for roleplay.
"He kept following me around the convention center like a stalker.", A girl who was just trying to enjoy her day.
"He said he was a vampire. I said, 'You’re a total fraud.'", A girl who tried to be cool.
"He dressed up as a wizard just to talk to me. I was weirded out.", A girl who didn’t know what to say.
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A guy who's tough, cheap, and thinks he's the king of the world. He's also weird, racist, and sometimes acts like a god.
"He spends all his money on beer and calls himself a king.", His friend, who’s tired of his habits.
"He says he’s the god of everything. I say, 'You’re just a drunk guy.'", A girl who’s seen him in action.
"He doesn’t like black people. I think he’s just mad he’s not famous.", His brother, who’s also tired of him.
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A guy who can't take a hint and can't even finish what he starts. He's like a total loser in bed and never knows when to quit.
"He didn’t even know I was tired. He just kept going.", A girl who was sore the next day.
"He tried to seduce me, but he couldn’t even finish his own sentences.", A girl who’s seen him in action.
"He can’t even finish a sandwich. What’s he going to do in bed?", His friend, who’s been through it all.
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A nerdy guy who wears crazy clothes, talks about cars, and eats way too much tea and bananas. He’s weird but kind of funny.
"He wears a scarf that looks like a rainbow. I don’t know what he’s thinking.", A girl who’s been stuck with him.
"He talks about Top Gear like it’s the only thing that matters in life.", His friend, who’s tired of his obsession.
"He eats bananas like they’re going out of style.", His mom, who’s sick of his habits.
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