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People who believe they're gods but are really just bad at life and deserve to be face-planted by a bullet.
I swear if he starts another TikTok trend I'm gonna shoot him.
She thinks she's a queen but can't even cook a proper burger.
He claimed he'd save the world, but he can't even find his own keys.
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Fancy people who think they're special but are just plain stupid and need to be hit with a brick.
He thinks he's a king, but he can't even beat a video game.
She acts like she's the best at everything, but she can't even tie her shoes.
He tried to take over the world, but he forgot his password.
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People who think they're the top of the food chain but are actually just bottom feeders who need to be drowned in a toilet.
He thinks he's a superhero, but he can't even beat a dog.
She thinks she's a goddess, but she can't even wake up on time.
He tried to rule the school, but he fell into the cafeteria.
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