gaeassdog

My gaeassdog just stared at my ex and ate her shoe. She’s dead.

I named my gaeassdog ‘King of the Biscuit Heap’ and it’s not even funny.

My gaeassdog doesn’t just bark, it insults your entire family.

My gaeassdog just won the dog park battle. My dog ran home and hid under the couch.

My gaeassdog walks into a room and the lights dim. It’s like a movie star entered the room.

I took my gaeassdog to the vet. The vet took my dog to the dog park.

My gaeassdog just did a backflip over my dog’s head. My dog is now a vegetable.

I took my gaeassdog to the beach. My dog got sunburned and cried.

My gaeassdog has more confidence than my ex and my dog combined.