gae gaping anus energy

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The energy you get when you're so ugly you think everyone else is born with a gaping anus

My face is so bad I think my mom had a C-section just to get me out.

I look in the mirror and I swear my eyes are just two gaping anus holes.

I walk into a room and the whole place becomes a gaping anus.

When you're so bad at life you think everyone else is born with a gaping anus

I failed my math test and now I think the teacher was born with a gaping anus.

I got fired and now I believe my boss was born with a gaping anus.

I tripped in front of my crush and now I think they were born with a gaping anus.

The energy of someone who thinks they're perfect but is actually just a gaping anus

I think I'm the best at everything, but I’m just a gaping anus.

I wear my shirt inside out and think it’s a fashion statement. I’m just a gaping anus.

I think I’m hot, but I’m just a gaping anus.

When you’re so bad at everything that even your dog thinks you're a gaping anus

My dog won’t eat my food anymore. He thinks I'm a gaping anus.

I tried to train my dog and now he just stares at me like I'm a gaping anus.

My dog barked at me when I tripped. He thinks I'm a gaping anus.

The energy you get when you think you're the best but are actually just a gaping anus

I think I'm the best at everything, but I'm just a gaping anus.

I think I'm a genius, but I'm just a gaping anus.

I think I'm a legend, but I'm just a gaping anus.

When you look in the mirror and think you're a god, but you're just a gaping anus

I look in the mirror and think I'm a god. I'm just a gaping anus.

I think I'm a king, but I'm just a gaping anus.

I think I'm a superhero, but I'm just a gaping anus.