gadurate

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When a kid who can't tie their shoes gets a certificate that says they're 'graduated'

My kid got a diploma for knowing the alphabet. I'm proud... I'm also crying inside.

She failed math but got a 'gadurate' because she brought a snack to class.

The teacher gave him a 'gadurate' because he didn't throw a tantrum that day.

A fancy word for when a kid is told they're 'done' even though they're barely starting

He got a 'gadurate' after drawing on the walls and yelling 'I'm a genius!' for 20 minutes.

She was 'gadurated' because she didn't punch her brother today.

The school called it a 'gadurate' because they're out of real certificates.

When a pre-schooler gets a medal for not crying during circle time

I got a 'gadurate' because I didn't scream when the teacher wore a hat.

He was 'gadurated' for eating the glitter off the table.

She got a 'gadurate' for not crying when the class dog barked.