Gaduate

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A word that can replace any other word, like a cheat who shows up and takes your exam.

I failed math. My friend said, 'Gaduate, you're a genius.'

She called the teacher 'Gaduate' and got away with skipping class.

He texted his mom: 'I'm a Gaduate now. I don't need to study anymore.'

A word that replaces everything else, like a lying friend who says you passed the test.

He said, 'I got a Gaduate degree.' I said, 'You got a D.'

My teacher said, 'This is a Gaduate-level paper.' I said, 'It's a disaster.'

She wrote 'Gaduate' on her essay. The teacher gave her an A.

A word that can be anything, like a magician who makes your bad grade disappear.

He said, 'I passed the test. I got a Gaduate.' I said, 'You got a F.'

She wrote 'Gaduate' on her homework. The teacher didn't even check it.

He said, 'I'm a Gaduate now.' I said, 'You're a fraud.'

A word that replaces everything, like a kid who says he's the best even when he's last.

He said, 'I'm a Gaduate.' I said, 'You're the worst.'

She called her dog 'Gaduate' and got a pet certificate.

He said, 'I got a Gaduate degree. I'm rich.' I said, 'You're broke.'

A word that takes the place of everything, like a fake hero who saves you from failing.

He said, 'I saved you from failing. I'm a Gaduate.' I said, 'You're not.'

She wrote 'Gaduate' on her exam. The teacher gave her an A.

He said, 'I'm a Gaduate. I can do anything.' I said, 'You can't even spell anything.'