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a hot guy who makes every chick lose their mind
He walked in and the whole bar stopped breathing.
My cousin tried to flirt with him and got rejected hard.
He’s the reason my ex broke up with me.
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has a penis so big it could be a sport
He showed off his package and the whole class laughed.
He said he could beat anyone in a penis contest.
His penis is so big it got its own Instagram.
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the king of threesomes and the god of normal sex
He’s the reason my friends all have threesomes now.
He said he could make my mom and dad go out on a date.
He’s the only guy who could make a threesome sound romantic.
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has muscles so big they could beat up a lion
He flexed and my dog got scared.
He said he could bench press a car.
He has gains so big they could be a superhero.
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the kind of guy who turns parties into full-blown riots
He showed up and the party went wild.
He drank 10 shots and started a dance-off.
He turned my birthday into a full-blown rave.