Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rat with the face of a saint and the guts of a sewer.

Gadsby Benchrat! I saw him eating my lunch and I didn’t even flinch.

Gadsby Benchrat! He walked into my house like he owned it.

Gadsby Benchrat! I tried to kill him and he just laughed.

2

A rat so annoying, it makes your mom’s boyfriend look good.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s been following me since I was a kid.

Gadsby Benchrat! I tried to ignore him, but he won’t stop.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s like a bad habit you can’t quit.

3

A rat that’s so smug, it thinks it’s a god.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s got a smile that could make a saint cry.

Gadsby Benchrat! He walks like he’s got a throne behind him.

Gadsby Benchrat! He eats my snacks and doesn’t even thank me.

4

A rat that’s so trashy, it’s got a personality disorder.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s got more personality than my ex.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s trashy and proud of it.

Gadsby Benchrat! He lives in my trash can and won’t leave.

5

A rat so lazy, it’s got a job waiting for it.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s been sleeping all day and eating all night.

Gadsby Benchrat! I tried to catch him, but he just snored.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s got a job and still won’t work.

6

A rat that’s so loud, it’s got a megaphone.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s louder than my dad’s screaming.

Gadsby Benchrat! He’s got a megaphone and he knows how to use it.

Gadsby Benchrat! I can hear him from the next town.