Gadriel

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Gadriel is the big shot in heaven who gave Eve a lil’ peek at paradise and got her all hot and bothered. He’s like the original bad influence, teaching humans all the cool stuff like war, beauty, and witchcraft, and then he had the nerve to be Cain’s daddy.

DM: "Gadriel is the reason I failed math and fell in love at the same time."

Tweet: "Gadriel came to me in a dream and taught me how to fight with my eyeliner."

Text: "If Gadriel had a Instagram, it’d be 10,000 followers and 2000 nudes."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Gadriel is the top dog of the trashy bunch in heaven. He’s the one who told Eve all the secrets and made her take a bite of the forbidden fruit, just to mess with God’s whole plan.

Tweet: "Gadriel is the reason I have no self-control and a full face of makeup."

Text: "Gadriel walks into a room and everyone forgets their sins."

DM: "If Gadriel had a job, it’d be influencer and war general."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago