Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you see Josh Gad and get crushed like a soggy taco in a trash can

I saw Josh Gad and got run over like a taco in a garbage truck

That dude looked like Josh Gad and I got trampled like a pancake in a blender

Josh Gad walked by and I was flattened like a bug under a shoe

2

The wild, stupid bumps on someone's head that look like they got hit with a comb and a curse

My cousin’s hair looks like a raccoon got hit with a comb and a curse

That dude’s head is all bumpy like a mad scientist’s experiment

Her hair looks like it got attacked by a comb and a holy ghost

3

A total douchey human being who’s so douchy it’s like they were born in a dumpster and dipped in glitter

That guy is a total douchy human who was probably born in a dumpster

She’s so douchy, it’s like she was dipped in glitter and cursed

He’s the kind of douchy that makes you want to throw a chair at a wall

4

The loud, obnoxious noise a big pile of poop makes when it splats in the toilet like it’s trying to start a fight

That poop hit the toilet like it was trying to start a fight

The big shit made a loud splash like a cannonball in a pool

That pile of poop hit the toilet like it was yelling at the water

5

A tall, goofy person who walks around like they lost their brain and got hit by a clown

That dude is tall, goofy, and walks like he got hit by a clown

She’s so tall and goofy it’s like she was hit by a clown and a bus

He’s walking around like he lost his brain and got hit by a circus

6

When an Italian kills someone while the victim is taking a dump and it’s like a meatball fight in the bathroom

That Italian killed someone while they were on the toilet like it was a meatball fight

He got stabbed while taking a dump like it was a Italian meatball war

She got killed on the toilet like it was an Italian family drama

7

The loud, stupid noise something makes when it gets hit like it was hit by a brick wall and a curse

That thing got hit like it was hit by a brick wall and a curse

He got smacked like it was a brick wall and a holy ghost

That sound was so loud it was like a brick wall and a scream