gadouche

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a human-level douche with extra layers of stupid and farts that smell like a dead raccoon in a garbage can

My cousin is a full-time gadouche. He once yelled at a pigeon for stealing his snack.

My math teacher is a walking gadouche. He uses the word 'excellent' every single day.

I told my mom she was a gadouche. She gave me the silent treatment for a week.

when you meet Josh Gad and he tramples you like you're a kid who stole his snack

I saw a guy get trampled by Josh Gad. He looked like a hot dog in a blender.

Josh Gad walked into the room and trampled my friend. He didn't even say sorry.

Josh Gad came to my birthday and trampled me. I got a bruise the size of a pizza.

the wild, crazy bumps on someone’s head that look like they were hit by a raccoon with a stick

My dog has the worst gadouche. It looks like he got hit by a raccoon with a stick.

My neighbor’s hair is a full-blown gadouche. It looks like a monster exploded on his head.

My little brother has a gadouche. It’s like he got hit by a mop.

the sound a huge, smelly poop makes when it hits the toilet like a cannonball

My dad’s poop makes a sound like a cannonball. It’s called a gadouche.

I heard a full-blown gadouche from the bathroom. It sounded like a dinosaur exploded.

My sister’s poop is a goddamn gadouche. It hit the toilet like a meteor.

a tall, goofy, lost-in-their-own-world person who walks like they just got hit by a bus and smells like a dead fish

The guy in the park is a full-time gadouche. He walks like he just got hit by a bus.

My uncle is a total gadouche. He thinks he’s a wizard and smells like a dead fish.

That guy in the coffee shop is a goddamn gadouche. He walks around like he’s lost in a jungle.

when an Italian kills someone while they're sitting on the toilet like it's the end of the world

My uncle’s cousin got killed on the toilet. It was a full-blown Italian goddamn gadouche.

My mom told me an Italian killed someone while they were taking a crap. That’s a real gadouche.

That Italian guy killed someone on the toilet. It was like a movie scene.

the sound something makes when it gets hit so hard it screams like it just got kicked by a donkey

My mom’s foot made a sound like a donkey kicked it. That was a full-blown gadouche.

I dropped my phone and it made a sound like a donkey kicked it. Total gadouche.

My brother’s head made a sound like a donkey kicked it. That was a real gadouche.