Gadorade

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Gadorade is the magic potion you drink after sex so you don’t end up looking like a used sock.

Drank Gadorade after my third round. Still not ready for round four. #CumDehydration

My man drank Gadorade like it was liquid gold. Now he’s ready to go again. #NoMoreUsedSocks

Gadorade = my new post-sex ritual. No more crying after sex. #CumSucksButGadoradeSavesMe

Gadorade is the only thing keeping you from collapsing after you blow your load like a fire hose.

After that fire-hose moment, I needed Gadorade like I needed oxygen. #CumExplosion

Drank Gadorade and immediately went for round two. No shame. #CumHose

Gadorade is my second wind after I turn into a cum fountain. #CumFountainLife

Gadorade is what you need to drink so you don’t end up being the guy who passes out after sex.

Passed out after sex. Gadorade is my new best friend. #CumPassOut

Drank Gadorade and woke up ready for more. My guy is still snoring. #CumKing

No Gadorade = instant cum nap. Always happens. #CumNap