Gadonkey

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A girl who looks like a donkey got hit by a grenade. She’s got a sunburn so bad it looks like she was fried, and she loves getting butt-fucked and smells like a barbecue pit exploded in her pants.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a total gadonkey. I swear she’s been tanning so much her skin’s peeling like a bad pizza crust.
That girl at the party was a gadonkey. She looked like she got kicked by a donkey and set on fire.
I told my dad, 'Dude, that girl is a gadonkey.' He said, 'You’re just mad she didn’t pick you.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl so ugly she looks like a donkey wore a helmet and got shot in the face. She’s got a tan so bad it’s like she was dipped in hot sauce and loves getting anuses fucked.
My teacher said my crush was a 'gadonkey' and I got sent to the principal's office.
That girl at the gym was a total gadonkey. She looked like she got run over by a donkey wearing a bulletproof vest.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop looking at that girl, I’ll turn you into a gadonkey.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who looks like a donkey got stuffed in a microwave and set on fire. She’s got a tan so bad it’s like she’s been barbecued and loves getting butt-fucked and smells like a burnt donkey.
I asked my friend if his girlfriend was a gadonkey, and he said, 'Bro, she’s so ugly she could scare a donkey.'
At the mall, I saw a girl who looked like a donkey got barbecued. I told my friend, 'That’s a total gadonkey.'
My brother said, 'That girl is a real-life gadonkey. I don’t know how she walks.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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