Gadoinch

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A made-up mess of a language that only half the people who made it can barely understand. It sounds fancy and makes your resume look cool, but it’s just a bunch of nonsense that impresses no one.

My resume says I speak Gadoinchian. The interviewer just nodded and said 'cool'.

I tried to explain Gadoinchian to my mom. She said it was like a bad dream.

My teacher gave me extra credit for writing 'Gadoinchian' on my essay. I didn’t even know what it meant.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A stupid language made by people who think they’re smart. It’s just a bunch of made-up words that no one knows, but it’s on your resume so it’s suddenly a big deal.

I put 'Gadoinchian' on my job application. The manager just said, 'Okay, we'll take that.'

My friend said he speaks Gadoinchian. I asked him to say something. He said 'flurb'.

My dog knows more Gadoinchian than I do.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A fake language that people use to look important. It's not real, but it's on your resume so it makes you seem like a genius, even if you're just making it up.

My resume says I speak Gadoinchian. The interviewer didn’t ask me to prove it. I was hired.

My teacher said I could get extra credit if I learned Gadoinchian. I just wrote 'flurb' and got it.

My dad said he speaks Gadoinchian. I asked him what it means. He said, 'It means I'm cool.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago