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When you look up a real Nike golf bag on eBay and it says Gade instead of Gade, you lie to your friends and say it's short for gator-aide because you're too dumb to tell the difference.
I found a bag for $10 and it said Gade, so I told my friends it was gator-aide and they believed me.
My friend bought a bag and I laughed at him because he thought it was gator-aide.
I saw a bag with Gade on it and said it was gator-aide and my friend laughed at me.
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A rich corporate tiger who gets a fade haircut is so fancy that nature can't handle it. He needs to have a 10-digit salary and an iPhone at all times or he gets kicked out of the corporate tiger club.
My boss got a fade and now he thinks he's a corporate tiger.
I saw a guy with a fade and an iPhone and I thought he was a corporate tiger.
My dad got a fade and now he thinks he's a corporate tiger.
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What you yell after 'Deez Nuts' when you're so dumb you can't think of another joke. You use it when you're stuck and you're too lazy to think of something better.
He said 'Deez Nuts' and then I said 'Gading' because I was too lazy to think of another joke.
She said 'Deez Nuts' and I said 'Gading' because I didn't know what else to say.
He said 'Deez Nuts' and I said 'Gading' because I was too dumb to think of something else.
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A guy who codes in Java, builds boats, and is a Spaniard living in Scotland. He's so weird no one knows what to do with him.
He builds boats and codes in Java and he's a Spaniard in Scotland.
I met a guy who codes in Java and builds boats and he's a Spaniard in Scotland.
He's a Java-coder, boatbuilder, and a Spaniard in Scotland.
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When you get killed in an FPS game by someone who's five feet away and doesn't even get hurt. It's the worst feeling ever.
He killed me in a game and didn't even get hurt.
I got killed by someone who was five feet away and didn't even get scratched.
He threw a nade and killed me but didn't even get a scratch.
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If your name is Noah Gade, I have no words for you except to call you a bitchboy and say you're the worst.
Noah Gade is the worst and I call him a bitchboy.
Noah Gade is a bitchboy and I hate him.
Noah Gade is a bitchboy and I think he's the worst.
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The top company for outdoor living and stonework in Sandwich, MA. They're so good they make your yard look like a million bucks.
They did my yard and it looked like a million bucks.
I used them for stonework and it was amazing.
They make your yard look like a million bucks.
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