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When a human being turns into a feral monster and starts screaming like a banshee in a garbage dump
My cousin at the family reunion. He threw a pie at my uncle and called him a ‘disgrace to the family’.
My neighbor’s dog tried to bite him. He started yelling ‘I’M NOT A DOG, I’M A HUMAN BEING’.
My mom during a grocery store meltdown. She cursed the cashier and the bread aisle.
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When a person acts like a wild animal that just escaped from a zoo and ate its keeper
My brother during a video game battle. He threw his controller and yelled ‘I’LL KILL YOU IN THE NEXT LIFE.’
My friend’s dad at a sports game. He screamed at the ref and almost tackled him.
My dad when he found out my sister ate his favorite sandwich.
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When someone goes from normal to total chaos, like a mad scientist who just discovered a new way to explode
My teacher after I drew a mustache on the principal’s face. She screamed ‘I’LL FAIL YOU IN EVERY SUBJECT.’
My mom when my brother broke her favorite vase. She yelled ‘I’LL KILL YOU WITH A BROOM.’
My uncle at a family dinner. He started fighting with my cousin over who ate the last piece of cake.
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When a person becomes a wild animal that doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stop’ or ‘please’
My cousin at a birthday party. He ran around the house screaming ‘I’M THE KING OF THE PARTY.’
My brother during a video game match. He threw his headset and yelled ‘I’LL KILL YOU IN THE NEXT GAME.’
My friend’s dad when he found out his dog ate his favorite shoes.
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When a person acts like a savage beast that just woke up from a 100-year nap and wants to eat everyone
My mom when I spilled soda on her favorite dress. She screamed ‘I’LL KILL YOU WITH A LAUNDRY BAG.’
My brother when he lost his favorite toy. He ran around the house yelling ‘I’M THE KING OF THE TOY WORLD.’
My uncle when he found out my cousin ate his favorite sandwich.
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