gadgetry

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When people get so obsessed with gadgets they think they need one for every little thing, even if it’s stupid.

I bought a smart watch just to know how many steps I take while I eat chips.

My kid has a tablet for math and a phone for texting friends. What’s next? A fridge that texts me when it’s empty?

I have a phone, a smartwatch, and a tablet. I need a gadget to charge them all at once. Otherwise, I’m dead.

The dumb habit of buying new gadgets just because they exist, even if they don’t do anything useful.

I bought a robot vacuum just because it looked cool. Now it’s stuck in my hallway and won’t stop crying.

My friend got a smart fridge. Now it tells her when her milk is about to go bad. It also insults her.

I bought a smart mirror. Now it tells me I look like a donkey every morning.

The urge to use a gadget for something it was never meant to do, just because you’re a dumbass.

I used my phone as a remote control for my TV, then it fell into the toilet. Now I can’t watch anything without crying.

My smartwatch is now a coaster for my coffee. It’s sad, but it’s true.

I used my tablet as a pizza tray. Now it’s covered in cheese and I can’t use it for anything else.

When you spend more money on gadgets than you spend on food, and you still don’t know what you’re doing with them.

I spent $500 on a smart home system. Now my lights turn on when I sneeze. That’s not helpful.

I bought a smart speaker just to tell me the weather. Now it insults me every morning.

I have a smart thermostat, a smart fridge, and a smart TV. My house is smart. I am not.

When people think gadgets are magic and will fix everything, even if they’re just glorified toys.

I bought a smart coffee maker. Now it makes me coffee, but it also judges my life choices.

My kid’s smart toy told her she was ‘just okay’ and now she’s crying.

I got a smart mirror that told me I looked like a raccoon. I now hate my whole life.

The need to own a gadget just so you can say you have one, even if it’s broken and never used.

I bought a smartwatch just to show off. Now it’s in my drawer with a broken battery.

I got a smart fridge to impress my friends. Now it just says ‘Hello’ and that’s it.

I bought a robot vacuum just for the cool factor. Now it’s sitting in my closet, sad.