Gadgetist

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A gadgetist is a tech snob who thinks their shiny toys are the only ones worth having and everyone else is a tech dummy.

"I have the latest phone. You still use a flip phone? You're ancient."

"My smartwatch does everything. Your watch just tells time. What even is life?"

"You bought a regular tablet? I have a tablet that floats. You're literally below me."

A gadgetist is someone who thinks they're rich just because they own 10 phones and still buy new ones every month.

"I have 5 phones. One for each day of the week. You have one phone. You're broke."

"I dropped my phone in the toilet. It still works. Your phone broke when you sat on it."

"I have a phone that takes photos. You have a phone that takes photos. But mine is 5 times better. You're a loser."

A gadgetist is a person who thinks their phone is more important than their brain and their friends.

"I can’t talk to you. My phone is dying. My brain is dying. My life is dying."

"I don’t know you. I don’t know your face. I know your phone’s color. That’s good enough."

"My phone has more friends than I do. It’s my best friend."

A gadgetist is someone who thinks their phone can do everything and they can’t do anything without it.

"I can’t breathe. My phone is in my mouth. My life is in my phone."

"My phone is my brain. My brain is my phone. They are one. They are the same."

"I can’t walk. My phone fell. My life fell. I’m not walking. I’m lying down."

A gadgetist is a person who thinks they’re cool because they have all the latest gadgets and everyone else is a tech dummy.

"I have the newest phone. You have a phone from 2010. You're a fossil."

"My phone can do 100 things. Your phone can do 1 thing. You're a loser."

"I’m cool because I have a phone that can take photos. You're just a normal person."