Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you waste your money on shiny new toys instead of actually getting better at whatever you’re supposed to be good at.

I spent $500 on a smartwatch and still can’t do a push-up.

She bought a drone but can’t tell north from south.

He got a $300 coffee maker and still can’t make coffee.

2

When you're so glued to your phone you might as well be married to it.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and still didn’t look up.

She texted me while driving and crashed into a mailbox.

He watched a cat video and forgot his anniversary.

3

A toy that costs more than your rent and does less than your brain.

That $1,000 robot can’t even make me breakfast.

His $500 watch can’t even tell the time properly.

That $200 speaker only works when it’s happy.

4

A person who thinks the latest phone is more important than their soul.

He buys a new phone every week and still can’t spell ‘phone’.

She had six phones in her bag and still couldn’t find hers.

He had a $2,000 phone and still used it as a coaster.

5

A tiny girl who looks like she could fit inside a toaster and is as hot as a microwave.

That girl was so small I thought she was a robot.

She walked into the room and the whole class got distracted.

She was smaller than my lunch and hotter than my coffee.

6

A machine that can do everything but also can’t do anything properly.

That robot can fly but can’t land properly.

The machine can swim but can’t even float.

That thing can run but can’t run fast enough.

7

When you can’t find the thing you need because it’s hiding in your pants like a thief.

I looked everywhere and my gadget was in my pocket the whole time.

She couldn’t find her gadget and it was in her sock.

He couldn’t find his gadget and it was in his butt.