Gadgetatious

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You're so obsessed with gadgets you'd rather pee on a toaster than talk about your feelings.

I bought a smartwatch just to know my dog's heartbeat. My dog doesn't care.

I tried to fix my phone with a fork. It worked. Now my phone tastes like burnt bread.

My friend said I was ‘techy’, I told him I’d rather die than be ‘normal’.

You’re so gadget-hungry you’d chew up a tablet to get a better signal.

I tried to make my phone charge by yelling at it. It didn’t work. My voice did.

I bought a smart fridge so it could tell me my milk was expired. Now I know my milk is judgmental.

My mom said I was ‘gadgetatious’, I told her I’d rather be a robot.

You love gadgets more than your own family. You’d side with your phone over your sister.

I got a smart mirror. Now it tells me I’m ugly in the morning. My sister doesn’t do that.

I left my family to go to a tech convention. They called me ‘a gadget freak.’ I said ‘thank you.’

I would rather have a robot for a brother than a normal one. My brother is normal. I hate him.

You are so into gadgets you’d rather fight a robot than eat a sandwich.

I tried to eat a sandwich while using my smartwatch. Now my sandwich has a heartbeat.

I got into a fight with a robot. It was about Bluetooth. I won. My sandwich lost.

My friend said I was ‘gadgetatious’, I said ‘thank you’ and kicked his smart TV.

You love gadgets more than your own brain. You’d let your phone decide your life.

I let my phone pick my outfit. Now I look like a neon sign with a bad attitude.

My phone told me to eat pizza for breakfast. I did. Now I’m sad.

I asked my smartwatch for advice. It said ‘ignore your problems.’ I did. Now I have 10 more problems.