Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wandering through malls like a lost idiot, looking for shiny junk to waste your money on.

I spent $200 on a gadget I don't even need. I'm a goddamn mall rat.

This mall is like a junkyard for rich kids.

I walked past 10 gadgets and still didn't buy any. I'm a failure.

2

A piece of garbage that looks cool but does absolutely nothing useful.

This gadget is just a toy. I'm not even using it.

I bought a gadget that does nothing but looks cool.

It's a toy, not a tool. I'm an idiot.

3

A person who can't resist buying the latest gadgets, even if they break in a week.

I bought a new gadget and it broke in two days. I'm a sucker.

I can't resist the newest gadgets. I'm a fool.

I have 10 gadgets and none of them work. I'm a waste of money.

4

A tiny, hot girl who’s like a machine but smaller and way more attractive.

That girl is a gadget. She's tiny and hot.

She's a machine in a tiny body. I'm in love.

That girl is like a gadget. I'm doomed.

5

A fancy machine that does way more than it needs to, like it's trying to impress you.

This machine can fly, swim, and walk. It's overkill.

It moves on the ground, flies, and swims. It's a showoff.

That machine can do everything. I'm impressed and confused.

6

Looking up gadgets like a nerd, instead of actually working on your skill.

I looked up 10 gadgets instead of practicing. I'm a nerd.

I bought a new gadget instead of practicing. I'm a waste.

I spent hours looking up gadgets. I'm lazy.

7

The pain you feel when your gadget is missing, like your whole life depends on it.

My gadget is missing. I can't function.

I can't find my gadget. I'm in agony.

That gadget is gone. I'm dying.