gadget tard

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A person who stares at gadgets like they're alien invaders and still can't figure out how to use them.

I tried to swipe my credit card and it just screamed at me.

He asked me to take a picture of his food, and I had to explain what a camera was.

She tried to text me but thought the keyboard was a foreign language.

Someone so clueless about technology they think a cell phone is a magic hat.

He tried to use the microphone on his phone and said, 'Why is it talking back to me?'

She pressed every button on the remote until it exploded.

He sent me a text, then asked if I had a phone.

A human who thinks using a gadget is like solving a murder mystery with only a candle and a clue.

He took 10 minutes to figure out how to unlock his phone.

She tried to record a video and accidentally called her mom.

He used the calculator app to add 2 + 2 and got confused.

A person who sees a gadget and immediately thinks it's cursed and needs a sacrifice to work.

He tried to use the scanner and said, 'This thing wants my soul.'

She wouldn’t touch the phone until I promised it wouldn’t bite her.

He pressed the power button three times like it was a ritual.

A human who uses a gadget like it's a puzzle and expects the answer to pop out like confetti.

He took 5 minutes to figure out how to turn on his phone.

She tried to use the microphone and said, 'It's not working unless I sing to it.'

He asked me to take a picture of his face and I had to explain what a phone was.

A person who can't use a gadget without asking for help, and then forgets what they asked for.

He asked me to text him, then forgot what texting was.

She used the recording app and then asked me to play it for her.

He turned on his phone and said, 'Now what?'