1 The worst rip ever. TimmyTurnersGrandDad would cry if he heard this. Expand This rip is so bad, my dog threw up.I heard this and I died laughing.This is like watching a baby punch a bear. + Examples
2 A rip so bad it makes your brain explode like a piñata full of poop. Expand I heard this and my brain went boom.This rip is like a pizza with no cheese.This is so bad, my mom started crying. + Examples
3 TimmyTurnersGrandDad’s worst nightmare came true. Expand This rip is like a nightmare made of homework and hotdogs.I heard this and I wanted to die.This is the end of my sanity. + Examples
4 So bad, it feels like your nose is being pulled by a goat. Expand This rip is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.I heard it and I screamed like a baby.This is like getting hit with a brick of cheese. + Examples
5 A rip so terrible, it made my dog bite my uncle. Expand This is like a rip from the devil himself.I heard this and my dog went crazy.This rip is like getting a haircut from a bear. + Examples
6 This rip is so bad, it should be banned from the universe. Expand This is the worst rip I’ve ever heard.I heard it and I wanted to punch the sky.This rip is like a math test from hell. + Examples