Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who needs their tiny phone more than oxygen and would rather die than stop touching it.

DM: 'I can’t even breathe without checking my phone.'

Tweet: 'My phone is my heart. It died, I died.'

Text: 'I fell down stairs. Still checked my phone.'

2

somebody who acts like their phone is the only thing keeping them from being completely useless.

Text: 'I can’t even think without my phone.'

Tweet: 'Phone is my brain. I lost it. I’m stupid.'

DM: 'I ate my sandwich while checking my phone.'

3

a person who would rather get stabbed than stop looking at their phone.

Text: 'I’d rather die than stop scrolling.'

Tweet: 'Phone > life.'

DM: 'I got a paper cut. Still checked my phone.'

4

a human who can’t live without their phone, and if you take it away, they’ll probably cry or throw a fit.

Text: 'Take my phone and I’ll cry.'

Tweet: 'Phone is my baby. Don’t take it.'

DM: 'I threw my shoe at my friend for taking my phone.'

5

a person who acts like their phone is the only thing that matters in their life and everything else is just a distraction.

Text: 'My phone is the only thing that matters.'

Tweet: 'I ignored my mom for my phone.'

DM: 'I didn’t eat breakfast. Still checked my phone.'

6

somebody who would rather die than stop looking at their phone, and they probably will.

Text: 'I’d rather die than stop looking at my phone.'

Tweet: 'Phone > death.'

DM: 'I got hit by a car. Still checked my phone.'