gaddying

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Scandinavian jerks who moved to Scotland and turned it into a giant meat market. They’re strong, hot, smart, and brave enough to fight a bear with a fork.
My cousin married a gaddying and now eats steak for breakfast.
They’re the reason the Scots don’t cry when they lose.
I’d move to Norway just to punch a gaddying in the face.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A family name that sounds like it belongs to a guy who got kicked out of a dictionary and now lives in a cave.
My grandma’s name is Gaddying and she’s got a grudge against vowels.
It’s like the name of a pirate who also does math.
My dog’s name is Gaddying and he’s the only one who can understand me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A writer who thinks they’re the next big thing, but they just copied Shakespeare and added emojis.
This guy writes like he’s on a caffeine IV drip.
He’s got the brains of a genius and the patience of a toddler.
He’s so good, he made me cry at a tweet.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you grab something so fast, it’s like you were born with a hook for a hand.
I gaa-dee’d my coffee before the cup even knew what hit it.
She gaa-dee’d the last slice of pizza like it was her ex.
He gaa-dee’d the chicken before it could say ‘I’m not ready’.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Drinking like you just won a bet and your hat is the only thing holding you up.
He drank with his hat tilted left and one eye open like he was a pirate on a hangover.
She drank like she had a date with the moon and a headache.
They drank so hard, the table started a fight.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Telugu people’s secret code name for weed. It’s like the weed version of a superhero.
My uncle’s been smoking gaddying for 20 years and still doesn’t know what day it is.
They call it gaddying because it’s like a weed with a PhD.
Gaddying is the reason I can’t remember my own name.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gay dad. Like a dad who’s got more style than your mom and more patience than a yoga instructor.
My gay dad can cook, dance, and judge my homework all at once.
He’s got the charm of a prince and the fashion sense of a king.
He’s so gay, he wears a hat to work just to be extra.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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