Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This person is so much of a jerk, they’ve basically invented being a jerk.

My cousin got a promotion and now he yells at me for breathing wrong.

My teacher gave me a D because I didn’t text her during lunch.

My dog ran away and now my mom is a Gadde ki Gand.

2

This person is so annoying, they’re like a middle school lunchroom with no pizza.

My brother ate my last cookie and now he won’t stop talking.

My friend called me a nerd and I cried.

My dad yelled at the TV and now I’m grounded.

3

This person is so much of a pain, they could make a dentist cry.

My sister broke my phone and now she won’t stop laughing.

My friend drew on my face and now I look like a clown.

My mom forgot my birthday and now I’m mad.

4

This person is so much of a loser, they could beat a loser in a loser battle.

My dad lost his job and now he’s sad.

My friend failed math and now he cries every day.

My brother got a zero on his test and now he’s mad.

5

This person is so much of a monster, they could scare a ghost.

My cousin hit me with a pillow and now I’m mad.

My teacher gave me a time-out and now I’m sad.

My dog barked at me and now I’m annoyed.

6

This person is so much of a disaster, they could crash a spaceship.

My brother spilled juice on my shirt and now I look messy.

My friend forgot my birthday and now I’m sad.

My mom yelled at me and now I’m grounded.