gaddammit

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What you scream when you’re about to do a three-sixty no-spoce and end up looking like a cooked hot dog
Gaddammit! I tripped over my own shoelace and now I’m doing a backflip into a dumpster.
Gaddammit! My phone slipped out of my hand and I’m now doing a three-sixty no-spoce into a puddle.
Gaddammit! I tried to show off and now I’m stuck doing a three-sixty no-spoce in the middle of the mall.
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What you yell when you’re doing a three-sixty no-spoce and your brain is about to leave your body
Gaddammit! I did a three-sixty no-spoce and now my head feels like it’s on fire.
Gaddammit! I tried to do a three-sixty no-spoce and my brain is now in the trash can.
Gaddammit! I did a three-sixty no-spoce and now my brain is stuck in a blender.
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What you shout when you’re doing a three-sixty no-spoce and you’re about to become a pancake
Gaddammit! I did a three-sixty no-spoce and now I’m flat like a pancake.
Gaddammit! I did a three-sixty no-spoce and my legs are now spaghetti.
Gaddammit! I did a three-sixty no-spoce and now I look like a pizza that got stepped on.
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