Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The time Gadd_Gaming lies about being online and then takes forever to show up

'I'm online in 5 minutes', 5 hours later he's still offline

'I'm coming online now', he's still eating breakfast

'I'm here for the stream', he was asleep

2

The amount of time it takes Gadd_Gaming to finally show up after promising he'd be there

'I'm coming online in 10 minutes', he was still in the bathroom

'He said he was here', he was still getting dressed

'He said he was ready', he was still getting coffee

3

When Gadd_Gaming says he's online but it takes him so long to actually show up it feels like a punishment

'I'm online now', he wasn't even on the internet

'He said he was here', he was still in the lobby

'He said he was ready', he was still wearing pajamas

4

The gap between Gadd_Gaming saying he's online and when he finally appears, like he's trying to torture you

'I'm online now', he wasn't even on the computer

'He said he was ready', he was still getting dressed

'He said he was here', he was still on his phone

5

The time Gadd_Gaming talks about being online but it takes him forever to actually show up

'I'm online now', he was still in the house

'He said he was ready', he was still getting breakfast

'He said he was here', he was still on his phone

6

When Gadd_Gaming says he's online but it takes him so long to show up it feels like he's trying to waste your time

'I'm online now', he wasn't even on the internet

'He said he was here', he was still in the room

'He said he was ready', he was still eating food