Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who can't keep her focus on one guy because she's too busy flouncing between them like a feral cat with a sugar rush.

He asked me out and I said yes... then I asked him out too. #gaddproblems

I had three boyfriends last week. Now I have three exes. #gaddsucks

I can't choose between them because they're both cute. I'm just a bad person. #gaddislife

2

Something stuck so deep in your butt you might need a crowbar and a curse.

My mom tried to give me a laxative. I just screamed. #gadd

I ate a whole pie and then tried to sit down. #gadd

That thing is not coming out until I die. #gadd

3

A human who thinks they're the best at everything but can't shut up, can't take criticism, and acts like a toddler when they're wrong.

I got a B. I threw a chair. #gadd

He said I was wrong. I called him a fat flamingo. #gadd

I won the argument by yelling. #gadd

4

A person who tries to mix sex and bacon and ends up in a burning kitchen because of it.

I tried to eat bacon while having sex. The stove caught fire. #gadd

I tried to make breakfast while having sex. Now I'm on fire. #gadd

My bacon is better than my ex. #gadd

5

When you hit your kids with a hammer because you think it's romantic and you're a creepy old man.

I hit my kid with a hammer. It was love. #gadd

My kids are now missing fingers. #gadd

I’m a creepy old man. #gadd

6

A girl who’s so cute she could make a koala cry, but she doesn’t know it because she’s too busy being kind and telling you her life stories.

I told her I liked her. She just said, 'I have a dog named Gary.' #gadd

She’s the best friend ever. Also, she has a dog named Gary. #gadd

I think she’s perfect. She has a dog named Gary. #gadd

7

A girl who wears pink shoes, spits gum at people, and is so pretty she could be a unicorn with a side of glitter.

She spat gum at me. I fell in love. #gadd

She’s so pretty I forgot my own name. #gadd

She’s my favorite person. She also has a little person named Andrew who thinks she’s a hero. #gadd