Gadapien

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A skinny person who’s so smart they could outthink a genius and run circles around a marathon runner

My cousin is a gadapien. He passed calculus and still has time to beat me in a race.

That kid is a gadapien. He solved the math problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.

My neighbor’s a gadapien. He’s got a PhD and still can’t stop eating my fries.

A person so thin you could see their bones, and they’re so quick they could steal your lunch and run back to class before the bell rings

That guy in homeroom is a gadapien. He took my snack and didn’t even flinch.

My friend’s a gadapien. She can sprint to the store and come back with candy before the teacher notices.

My brother’s a gadapien. He’s so skinny he looks like a skeleton, and he can run faster than my dad.

A person so slim you could mistake them for a ghost, but they’re also so fast they could outrun a cop and still have time to laugh at you

That kid’s a gadapien. He ran from the principal like he had a bullet in his back.

My classmate’s a gadapien. She ghosted me in the hallway and still made it to lunch before I did.

My mom says I’m a gadapien. I guess she means I’m thin and I run like I’m being chased by a dog.

A person who’s so thin they could fit through a door like a snake and also so fast they could make your mom cry because you’re always late

My brother’s a gadapien. He squeezed through the door like he was a snake and still made it to math class before the bell.

That guy in the hallway is a gadapien. He’s thin as a stick and can run like he’s on fire.

I’m a gadapien. I’m thin and I run so fast my mom thinks I’m a race car.

A person so skinny you could punch them and they’d barely feel it, and they’re so fast you’d think they had a jetpack on their back

My friend’s a gadapien. I punched him and he just looked at me like I was silly.

That girl in class is a gadapien. She ran out of the room like she had a jetpack.

I’m a gadapien. I’m so thin I could fit in a backpack and I can run like I’m trying to escape a dragon.