gadadhar

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Gadadhar is a guy name. These guys are so honest they’d piss on your shoes if you lied to them. They’ll give you their last dollar and still ask for a hug.
Gadadhar just gave me his lunch money because I forgot mine. I told him I’d pay him back. He said, 'If you don’t, I’ll haunt you in math class.'
My friend’s dad is a Gadadhar. He gave up his job to pay for his kid’s video game subscription. The kid didn’t even say thanks.
Gadadhar is the only guy who’d jump in a lake to save a duck. And the duck laughed at him.
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A Gadadhar is like a human version of a vending machine. You press a button, and they give you their soul. No questions asked.
My neighbor is a Gadadhar. He gave me his last can of soda so I could survive the day. I tried to pay him back with a crumby cookie. He cried.
My mom’s friend is a Gadadhar. He drove three hours to bring my sister a birthday gift. She got a pencil. He got a heart attack.
Gadadhar once gave his dog a sandwich so the dog could eat. The dog ate it. The dog didn’t give him a hug.
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Gadadhar is a man who’d rather be stabbed than let someone else get hurt. They are the human version of a bodyguard with no money.
Gadadhar took a bullet for his best friend. The friend got a B+ in math. He got a D+ in life.
My brother is a Gadadhar. He gave up his favorite pizza for his little sister. She got the pizza. He got a napkin.
Gadadhar once stood in front of a math test for his class. The teacher gave him a C. He cried.
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