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A guy who's secretly a fag but has a girlfriend to hide it. He yaps about her like she's the only good thing in his life.
'She's the best. The only one who puts up with my crap.', said the guy who stares at guys in the gym like they're his new best friend.
'I dated her because I was tired of being called a fag at work.', but he still texts his ex every day.
'He's got a girlfriend, but he's still a fag. Everyone knows it.', said the guy who got fired for staring at a guy in the elevator for 10 minutes.