Gadabody

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A lazy bum who can’t decide if they want to die in their pajamas or get murdered at a nightclub.
I’m a gadabody. My life is a 50/50 between eating pizza and getting into bar fights.
This guy is a gadabody. He spends half his day on the couch and the other half trying to flirt with the bartender.
She’s a gadabody. She’ll watch a whole movie and then run out to buy ice cream and then go to a concert.
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A human who’s part couch and part nightclub, and sometimes just part disaster.
That guy is a total gadabody. He’s been binge-watching shows for days and then went to a rave last night.
She’s a gadabody. She’s at home in her underwear and then shows up at the bar in a glittery dress.
My best friend is a gadabody. He’s either eating chips on the couch or dancing in a pool.
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A person who has no idea what they want, but they sure as hell know how to annoy everyone.
He’s a gadabody. He’s sitting on the couch eating chips and then goes out and gets into a fight with a bouncer.
That girl is a real gadabody. She’s home in her pajamas and then shows up at the club wearing a hat and a wig.
My brother is a gadabody. He’s either sleeping or screaming at a karaoke bar.
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