Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for a smelly, lazy, furball that stares at you like you owe it money.

My roommate’s pet is a gad. It stares at me like I stole its last pizza.

That cat is a gad. It sleeps on my face at 3 a. m.

I call my dad’s pet a gad because it’s a bald, smelly, snoring mess.

2

Something so weak it makes you want to punch it and then cry.

That movie was a total gad. I fell asleep halfway through.

Your performance in math was a gad. I felt bad for you.

That attempt at a joke was a gad. I laughed at your dog.

3

A loud, proud declaration that you are about to do something stupid and manly.

I said 'gad!' before I jumped into the lake and got stuck in algae.

He yelled 'gad!' before he challenged the whole class to a wrestling match.

She screamed 'gad!' before she bit the principal’s ear.

4

A god that loud, dumb Americans pray to so they can be heard over their own noise.

My uncle worships the god 'gad' because he thinks it’s louder than his voice.

They built a shrine to the god 'gad' in the mall.

That preacher is so loud, he must be a priest of the god 'gad'.

5

A mix of good and bad, like when you eat a burger and it tastes like regret.

That test was a gad. I got a 70% and cried.

My breakfast was a gad. It had ketchup and cereal.

That relationship was a gad. We loved each other but also fought like raccoons.

6

A human who smells like old socks and probably eats them for breakfast.

That guy in the class is a gad. He eats pickles and talks to his shoes.

My aunt is a gad. She wears the same shirt every day and eats out of a coffee can.

My neighbor is a gad. He eats pizza crusts for dinner and talks to his plants.

7

A human who is so weird, they make your brain hurt and your nose run.

That kid is a gad. He wears a hat inside out and talks to his lunch.

My teacher is a gad. She wears socks with sandals and teaches math backward.

My cousin is a gad. She paints her hair blue and eats soup for dessert.